Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Sexual Tension

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:31am
aye babez u'z won get out uh hurr and head back to muh apaatment !?

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:34am
oh bbyboii if yo broke az hayd ah appahtment i would bbyz

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:35am
aye maan i iz tryin to get out muh rentz basement. iz hard out durr for a p.i.m.p. u no

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:37am
L00k n1qq4 all 1 tryna say iz 1 dun w4nn4 be a b00ty c4ll

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:40am
u aint gon b no dam b00ty c4ll, ho.
i iz gon tr33t you so rite jus u wait n c

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:41am
0H B4Bii y0u Suchh4 g00d M4Yn3, y0u kn0 ii be 7riipiin S0m3tiim3s D0

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:42am
iz aight babez u no i luv u wit all muh ♥ cuz u is muh homegurl. . . dat i like 2 bang u no

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:44am
0 B4Bii ii l0v3 yuu t00.
y0u b33 3rry7h4ng 1 n33d

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:46am
iz culd b yo babyboi, uz culd be muh babygurl. niggah itd be soo rite, uz culd be muh sunshine

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:48am
0h b4bii ii s0 in lov3 WiiT yuu

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:50am
wez shuld not git in da habbit uh typin like dis cuz wez soun ST00P1D Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:51am
D47 W3 D0 B4BiiB0ii

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:52am
i totes wish i waz gangsta cuz id own dat shiiet

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:54am
B4Bii Yuu 0wn iiT Juzz Fyn3

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:55am
aye ho uz rite iz a mothafuckin p.i.m.p.

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:56am
Yuu D4 B4LLiiN3S7 Niiqq4 ii KN0

Samuel Horton March 18 at 1:58am
an uz da bes bitch i eva set cock in

(Oh wow.)

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 1:58am
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH



OH GOD...
I mean


H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H4H
0H G4WD

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:00am
Noo I don know what breasticles are, are they like muh booobz ?

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:01am
RAPEJUICE!?!?!?

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:02am
RAPEJUICE IS FULL OF WEED !

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:07am
BUT SOMETIMES I GET DIARRHEA AND I DON'T TELL NOBODY ABOUT IT

Horton March 18 at 2:10am
I'm a kinky guy and you I'm thinkin' we should do it when you're feelin' that way. Like, diarrhea sex or some shit like that.

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:13am
Samuel, why don't we have lives?

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:16am
Because we're cool without lives, lives are over rated.

P-E-N-I-S spells Penis !
What's up ?
Conflexiation, on Venus.
Lower gravitational pull on my dick.
Pull really hard and you'll get some sick shit. . .
ON YOUR FACE !
Yes, it's white,
Here it comes,
Here's the cream.
Whipe it from your mouth,
And say "nice."
What's up, that's random.
W-T-F spells WTF ! Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:17am
I completely agree.



oh by the way,
photos are totally dead baby.

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:19am
Thanks !
You know what else is totally dead baby ?
The fact that you're on my myspace top now.
AS MY NUMBER FUCKING TWO !
hellzyeah

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:20am
HOLY SHIT AM I REALLY?

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:25am
YOU ARE !

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:27am
WOW

I feel special.
:D

and, this is probably one of the most intense conversations I have ever had.

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:31am
Me too, man.
We some cool motherfuckers.

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:32am
That we is.

You're honestly one of my best friends.
you and mark.

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:33am
You've become one of mine already.
It's funny how fast I've gotten comfortable with you.

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:34am
I know I didn't think it would happen,
I figured we'd talk once in a while, just casual conversation
'Oh hey how's the weather?' kinda thing

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:36am
And yet, we're sitting here talking about rape juice and diarrhea sex.

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:37am
I know,
funny how things work out

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:38am
And you didn't think I'd be all that interesting.
tisk tisk

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:45am
D:
I never said thaattttttt

Samuel Horton March 18 at 2:46am
Yes you did !
The second night we talked.
I swear you did.

Brie Lyndsey Moore March 18 at 2:49am
D:
Oh yeah


crycry
I'm sorry

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